⚠️ Possible Time Waster Detected

Hello,
Tim Waster Tim.

You called. We answered. You asked about windows.
We could've fobbed you off with a ballpark and moved on.
Instead, we built you this.

This page was generated automatically from your phone enquiry · 47 seconds after we hung up

Client
Tim (Possibly Waster)
Enquiry type
Phone · Cold Enquiry
Your surveyor
Paul · P&P Windows
Ballpark figure
~£26,500

Right. Let's be completely honest with each other, Tim.

You called us from a phone number we didn't recognise, asked for a price on your windows, and we have absolutely no idea yet whether you're serious or whether you're going to waste an afternoon of Paul's life driving to your house, spending 2 hours surveying, writing up a detailed quote — and then never hearing from you again.

We do 10 quotes for every 1 job. So we built a system that means even the ones that don't go anywhere cost us about 60 seconds instead of half a day. You're reading the result of that system right now.

And here's the thing, Tim — if you are serious about new windows, this page has everything you need to decide. Because we're actually very good at what we do.

47s
Time spent generating
this quote page
3hrs
Time a survey visit
would have taken
25yr
Guarantee on every
frame we fit
1
Job needed to make
this whole thing worth it

The number you
actually called about.

Based on what you described on the phone — standard 3-bed semi, full house replacement, UPVC in white — here's our ballpark. This is NOT a fixed quote. It becomes a real one after Paul visits and measures up properly.

P&P Windows · Tim · Phone Enquiry
Ballpark — Not Fixed
UPVC casement windows — full house replacement
Estimated 8–10 units · standard 3-bed semi · A++ double glazed
~£18,000
Front door — composite
Assumed included based on your enquiry · multipoint locking
~£2,200
Removal & disposal of old units
Full removal, responsible disposal — included in our price
~£900
Making good — internal & external
Render, beading, sills — to a clean finish throughout
~£800
FENSA registration
Legally required · certificate issued within 48hrs · included
Included
25-year frame + 10-year glass guarantee
Transferable to new owners · fully insured
Included
Ballpark total — all in
Subject to survey · could be higher or lower depending on your actual spec
~£26,500

⚠️ Important — Read This, Tim

This is a ballpark based on a 5 minute phone call. The real number could be £2,000 either side depending on what Paul actually finds when he visits. Bay windows, non-standard sizes, existing lintel issues, decorative features — all of these change the price. The only way to get a real, fixed, guaranteed quote is to book a survey.

Two things we need
from you, Tim.

We're not going to waste Paul's afternoon on a speculative visit. So here's how this works — it's completely fair and it takes you about 60 seconds.

01
Confirm you're actually serious
The ballpark is ~£26,500. If that number has made you want to close this tab and never speak to us again — no hard feelings, genuinely. But if you're in the right ballpark, tell us. One reply. That's all.
02
Book a survey with Paul
Paul comes to your house, measures every window properly, checks the reveals, advises on spec. Takes about 90 minutes. Then you get a real, fixed, no-hidden-extras quote within 24 hours.

Straight from Paul

"Tim — look, I know the phone call felt a bit quick. That's because we get a lot of calls and we can't do a proper survey on every single one of them. But if you're serious about getting your windows done properly, by a company that guarantees everything in writing for 25 years — I'd love to come and see you. Just hit the button below. Takes 30 seconds to book. And if the real quote comes in and it doesn't work for you, fair enough. No pressure."

Ready to stop
being a Tim Waster?

One click. Book a survey. Get a real quote. Or call Paul directly if you'd rather chat first — he doesn't bite.

No commitment to proceed · Survey is free · Real fixed quote within 24 hours of visit
FENSA registered · 25yr guarantee · Fully insured · We've been doing this a long time